"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THIS IS CRAZY!", laughing out loud to the movie Vampire Sucks while crunching on freshly popped popcorn! "Why is Jacob a dog!! HAHAHA!" saying while raising my arms up! "bam" tuning my head to my poor popcorn, they are all on the floor. Feeling a little displeased with myself, I bent down to scoop them back into my bowl after producing a long sigh. Under the coffee table and sofa, they are literally everywhere. Just when I was wondering how long I need to finish clearing before the ants attack them because they are extra sweet with extra honey, the door flung open behind me.
"Yukari, I'm back." Acknowleging the gentle voice, I automatically swing my head to it. I looked at him. No. I studied him carefully. He seemed to be really confused for the way I stare at him. Well, I cannot blame him for that. I am on the floor with popcorn everywhere and there were even some sticking onto my hair. After a long awkward staring moment, he started calling my name. "Winter is coming soon, do you.. no! Will you feel cold?" I asked with a awkward smile, not knowing if my question sounded stupid to a demon. Like seriously! I am a vampire. I am not a demon, how would the hell I know right.
Haji smiled with soft giggle that I swear I heard them and said "Demons are cold creatures, we are not made to feel anything." After listening to his reply, I felt kind of sad for him. Anyway he really need a new set of clothes to wear. He has been wearing my oversize tee for almost a month already. All the Rilakuma, Mickey and Minnie graphic tees make him look cute at first but now it is just pure stupid. Not to mention, his demonic outfit he wore when he first appear can never be wore in public, my neighbours will definitely call the police. "Nevermind! You are coming with me anyway because I need to get new winter clothes." smiling like a idiot after saying that phrase.
As I start to pull myself up to a standing position without accidentally knocking onto anything, I notice a grocery bag in his hand and immediately blurt out "What are you cooking tonight?" with a smile as bright as the halo of the angle. I can feel my wall crushing down on me when he said lasagne. This would be the 13th time he cooked lasagne. Come on! I know I said it is delicious but that was like the first time when you cooked it. After 12th time he cooked it, I feel like I can start banging my head on the wall.
"Haji! Do you have any other dish you want to try cooking?" hoping not to hurt his feelings. "No? Why? Yukari, you don't like it? Is it horrible? I won't cook it again if you said so." After saying that, he eyes gleam like a puppy dog. I feel really bad now. "NO! IT IS ABSOUTELY DELICIOUS! I LOVE TO EAT IT EVERY DAY!" as soon as the words leave my mouth, I regretted. "Alright, I will cook it everyday." while leaving for the kitchen with a satisfying smile. Sometimes I really wonder did him knew first hand that I am weak towards puppy eyes and is why he keep doing that. Next time I should buy grocery before he does and cook it beforehand, I tell myself silently.
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